M&M's

 An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really love peanuts.
  One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarf down over half of the content of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.
  "Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since i lost my teeth, all i can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."
  

M&M's are a candy that is peanuts covered with chocolate and a candy coating. Since the old man had no teeth he sucked all the chocolate and candy of the M&M's and put them in the jar. So, The young guy was eating the nuts that the old man spit out . UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!